Before getting dressed for church this morning, I was actually
reminiscing when I saw a picture harkening back to those times when my
friends and I used to be a chronic womanizer in the church and how I was
later transformed into a new creature according to II Cor 5:17. This
motivated me and therefore led to the posting of this article
I know that some of us are caught in these acts but will deny vehemently
Without wasting time, below are the ways to spot womanizers in the church
1. They are usually found at the back seats of the Church
Please
note that I'm not implying that any dude that's fond of sitting at the
back seat of the church is a womanizer. What I'm trying to say is that
most womanizers in the church always like to sit at the back row where
they get to have a clear view of ladies' backside when they are dancing.
I used to be in this category before I repented
2. They Reveal their Offering just to show off
One
of the characteristics of womanizers in church is that when they want
to give an offering; on a normal day, maybe they give N50 but because a
lady is sitting next to them, they will give N1,000 or even empty their
pockets just to show off. They will however flash the money to the lady
sitting next to them before putting it inside their envelopes. This is
done to make her trip so that they can corner her into their bedrooms
3. They only come to the Church in New Clothing
Back
in the days, I only attended church service each time I bought new
clothes and would always be the last person to walk into the church so
that the larger proportion of the congregation must have been in
attendance and will see me walk in with my newly bought attires. For
example, let's assume I buy three shirts and two pair of trousers, they
will last me for three Sundays after which I will not go to church the
forth Sunday. This is done to entice the ladies as well as increase my
value
4. The Flaunt their phones unnecessarily
For
some of the womanizers who are privileged to buy exotic phones such as
Iphone, android and the likes; they will bring it out during service and
will start playing Temple Run or launch into twitter or badoo just to
show they are technologically inclined
5. Their Eyes are wide Open during Prayers
Some
of them will keep their eyes open and will be walking around focusing
on the lady they will like to woo. Even if the pastor demands all eyes
be closed, they will close their eyes but will open it few seconds later
while the very smart ones will open their eyes halfway just to deceive
the pastor
6. They Quarrel with the Ushers on where to sit
After
giving my life to Christ, I joined the church workforce and became an
usher after which I got to notice that some dudes are so bent on sitting
in a particular direction, and failure to usher them to that direction
will cause chaos. They always quarrel with me each time I ushered/usher
them to a particular row which they don't like. When they enter the
church, before they decide where to sit , they will look around for a
beautiful sister and go sit beside her. Oga Ronald4lif, Wristbangle and
Lalalasticla are guilty of this
7. They offer to Pay the Offering of a Cute Babe
As
funny as it sounds, I have done that countless times. When offering
time is announced by the pastor, they will ask a lady sitting next to
them if she has offering to give. Mind you, this is not done with a good
intention but to deceitfully show that they are kind. Don't be
deceived, they are unnecessarily caring just to corner the lady into
their bedroom
8. They will hang around the church premises after service
After
the close of service, some of them will not be quick to go home. You
will see them hovering around the church premises greeting ladies they
barely know every now and then. Some of them will walk up to a lady and
will be like, did you enjoy today's sermon? Hope you felt the anointing?
9. They don't like "Fornication" preaching
Another
way to spot a womanizer in the church is that, they tend to be very
uncomfortable when the preacher's thrust of sermon is centred on
"womanizing" and "fornication". They guy will be looking like GEJ when
Buhari was announced as the president. However, some of them will be
like, this pastor just wan dey fall my hand sha.
When the pastor further lays so much emphasis on the matter, they will
walk out of the church because the sermon does not interest them and
return back immediately after the sermon.
10. They Dance Gorgeously and Magnificently
Some
of them who have good dancing steps will go in front of the church and
start dancing shakiti bobo when the whole congregation is dancing on a
low key. This is done with the intention of creating unwanted attention
as well as enticing the ladies
Original Writer: Tosyne2much
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