Could this be the global warming I always hear in all these James bond movies?
I
don't know if it's only me that have been experiencing this
unprecedented excessive increase in general temperature. Heat just too
much abeg!
I end up bathing up to 8 times in just a day even at
midnights. There's currently scarcity of normal cold water for bathing
in my area; all the taps,pumps and tanks around produce HOT water
without anybody boiling them
Just
last night I was about to suffocate, even the fan was producing very
hot air and I couldn't take it no more. As I tried to lay outside at the
balcony I nearly melted; the damn floor has not gotten rid of the
afternoon's sun yet. The floor was smoking, I had to improvise then. I
filled a bucket with the usual hot water and then brought out 3 sachet
water that I had earlier left in the freezer to block. I tore out the
sachets entirely and put the bare blocks in my bucket of water (drastic
times call for drastic measures)
. After some minutes I carried the bucket to the bathroom, took off my
already sweat-soaked boxers and as I splashed the water on my body, Lo
and behold I just heard the exact sound akara balls make when it's being
thrown into hot oil
; I got all fresh again and decided not use the towel so that the
refreshing feeling can last a while longer. To my dismay, I got to my
wardrobe, searched a few seconds for another boxers, put it on. Then as I
raised my head up, I got the feeling of something rushing down my bare
back.. (God save me from karashika)
Nwanne I had to improvise
again. I changed the position of mattress in a way it's adjacent to the
refrigerator. I opened the refrigerator wide open and slept with my head
stuck in it.
This morning, it was the sound of the boiling
egusi soup I had in the freezer that woke me up. The ice in the freezer
had melted and the egusi was having great fun inside the bowl even
trying to throw the cover over. As I opened the bowl and interrupted
it's little party, it was very unforgiven and threw back at me the most
horrible stench I've ever perceived in lifetime. My rich soup has
soured!!
Please nairalanders how are your areas let me know if I will have to relocate; and who do we blame for this ??
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